Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Plan B is the new Plan A
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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