You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
