Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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