Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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