I wish you could order shots online.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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