I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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