I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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