Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
