Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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