Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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