She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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