that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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