office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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