he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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