Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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