I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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