I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He shit in the fireplace
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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