i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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