i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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