i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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