There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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