3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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