is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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