she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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