remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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