but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
