They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Come on in and take your pants off
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