like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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