so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
third nipple confirmed
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Pants are for mortals
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
