You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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