new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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