my vag is so smooth its legendary
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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