Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
