Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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