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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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