So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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