Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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