i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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