at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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