Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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