does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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