i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
