he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just invented taco cereal.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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