I think im going to throw up on grandma
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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