bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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