She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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