Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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