if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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