Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i now understand why vodka
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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