You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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