Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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