Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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