I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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