hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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