I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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